HEY! Do you want a copy of the Doomsday Machine Schematic Self Title Tape?!
HEY! Did you buy that real live piece of physical media, but you're like most people and you listen to MP3s, not tapes. Your rightfully assumed that there is a free MP3 download.
First and foremost, thought, thank you for buying that tape, whether you love tapes (you big nostaligic teddy bear!) or just because you wanted to support us, thank you thank you thank from the bottom of our cold dead hearts.